I hate Sundays.
I LOVE Sundaes, but I hate Sundays.
Sunday is the day the Jehovah's Witnesses come out. They come to my door about twice a month. They knock on my door and put papers in my mail slot. THAT SLOT IS FOR OFFICIAL U.S. MAIL! It's a CRIME for them to use it. I yell and yell until they go away. Sometimes I squirt at them with the squirt gun I use when Reginald is bad.
They scare Reginald too. He hides under the couch when they come, then I have to coax him out with peanut butter crackers. This week he couldn't get under the couch because it's broken.
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| Reginald: Scared |
